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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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