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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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