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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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