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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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