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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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