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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Jenkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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