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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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