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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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