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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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