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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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