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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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