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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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