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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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