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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Buddy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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