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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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