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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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