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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Hermoine eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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