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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Piper eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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