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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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