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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rosie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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