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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Daisy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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