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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Trotsky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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