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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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