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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Murphy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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