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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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