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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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