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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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