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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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