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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Kirk eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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