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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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