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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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