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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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