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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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