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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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