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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Murphy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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