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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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