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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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