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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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