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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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