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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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