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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Jenkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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