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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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