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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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