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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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