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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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