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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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