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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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