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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.