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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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