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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Trotsky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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